POWDER ROOM HAIKUS — CULT FACTORY

Have you ever walked into a bathroom and thought, “Good Lord, how many people bring markers into public bathrooms?” Us, too! But we’re not here to answer that question. In fact, we’re constantly intrigued by these Jack Handey-esque thoughts that are often written off as juvenile, delinquent rubbish. So we started collecting these drunkenly insightful tidbits and turned our world’s purest manifestation of verbal chaos into brilliant, cohesive prose. From the walls of our favorite watering holes, here are our favorite five or seven-syllable professions merged into what we call Powder Room Haikus.